Post by Bucky Fucko on Jul 21, 2017 9:08:16 GMT -5
IN MEMORY OF CHESTER BENNINGTON
1976 - 2017
1976 - 2017
We are live at Hornchurch station! So I suppose we can go all over London!
Stacey Clemmon beat Anne.
Wait a minute? It's a faun, running to the platform! She's kicked Anne & thrown Stacey Clemmon into the Ladies toilets, but Clemmon drop toeholds her & she pulls the chain!
James May beat Youngster Joey, kinda convenient as James May can go on this train as it goes to Hammersmith...
Joey: "Alright, May. I'll prove myself, if you beat me at Heatwave next month, I'll stop going on about my Rattatta. I win & I'll never let ANYONE forget it!"
May: "Deal, but don't expect to win though."
Trumpcard beat Gentleman Jim by DQ.
Trumpcard: "Guess what? I have my revenge, you can no longer challenge for zis title! C'est la vie... ASSHOLE!"
Jim clotheslines him.
Captain Carpentry beat Johnny Triplearse.
Captain: "Reymond... You have my title, I gotta say you're doing a great job keeping it warm for me..."
*Goons in robes grab the Captain*
Captain: "THE HELL?!?"
Rey: "My my my... What do ah see before me? A weak, small minded individual. That's what ah see! Join me son, join the glorious institution of the Sacred Banana & together we can rule SWC!"
Captain: "Get stuffed."
Rey: "Very well. Ah offered a hand & you done spurned it. Now we will show you how I deal with non-believers. Destroy him!"
Rey's goons beat him down & throw him into a vending machine!
Rey: "Hey man. There's a snickers... GET SOME NUTS! While it's fresh on mah mind, why don't all y'all join the Sacred Banana? You will understand all of the universes secrets, for example: Did you know that the earth is only 250 years old & the earth is actually banana shaped? You will also become immortal, by unlocking many medical secrets!"
Great, we have an overweight lunatic threatening to shut us down & now we have a banana worshipping cult leader...